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  • If someone threw money and talent at them...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Have you wondered what a Theater Mode movie would be if someone gave it a budget and a competent cast and crew?

    Then, wonder no more.

    Dark Was the Night (2014)

    The writer and director are both inexperienced and it shows - typical Theater Mode story and direction, but the cast and crew are experienced with a bigger budget than pocket lint and that shows, too.

  • Trust Me: It's safer if I just stay out of it...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    In retaliation to the psych-eval that RDR2 gave me, I decided to try to help out a lot more...

    ...and end up killing the people I'm trying to save.

    Question: How do I turn off the "painting" style of "dead-eye" and make it the "tagging" style of "dead-eye" that the help section says to do? What did I miss?

    I came across a KKK lynching and I killed all of them and the guy they were lynching. Does the game really think that I wanted to do that?! (This deserves a "WT_ game?")

    EDIT: Got an answer:

    It seems I need to get to the next level of Deadeye. The current level is essentially the one where Arthur irresponsibly sprays his stuff all over everyone indiscriminately. I guess I need to practice on haphazardly slaughtering flocks of birds and on herds and packs of animals for Arthur to get better at targeting specific things... like that makes sense... before I try to rescue anyone.

  • Hard Road to Redemption - A question...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Grand Theft Auto V's Michael de Santa had his psychiatrist as optional feedback on the player's actions over the course of the story mode.

    Red Dead Redemption II's Arthur Morgan has someone similar. ...and there's something that's been bugging me regarding it.

    The game informed me that I'm ignoring too many people in need of help. ...but I discovered that I got Arthur's honor up enough that a majority of people greets him kindly and stores give him discounts.

    Now, I avoid getting Arther involved with people having their own already-violent disputes such as gunfights or captured people being carted away by lawmen or bounty hunters. Taking sides in shootouts between strangers and coming to the defense of a stranger wanted by the law doesn't seem like a good idea to me for people trying not to stir up trouble.

    I was unable to stop a fight between two people over a ridiculous card game - a crowd around the two prevented me from moving Arthur close enough to engage either person - and it turned fatal. Yet, that was the only time I felt that Arthur could intervene to defuse a situation without causing more trouble and failed to do so. Other times when someone needs advice or guidance or honest defense, I make Arthur step in.

    So, am I also supposed to get Arthur involved in ongoing gunfights and stopping lawmen and bounty hunters when they're taking someone in? Those are the times when I make Arthur stay out of it. Is that why the game said I was callously ignoring so many people who need help?

    EDIT: On an aside - Horses poop far too often. I know that the days are shorter in game, but I don't know why they'd make a horse's bowels any faster when they end up eating far, far less per game day than a real horse per real day. (Yes. I know from experience.)

  • Sorry Movember...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    The facial hair on my right cheek doesn't grow the same way as my left, and both sides refuse to support a full beard.

    So... I try a just mustache.


    ...and it's grey on one side only.  confounded

    Something doesn't want me to have any facial hair.

  • I know that voice!

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.


    I just met a certain Achievement Hunter's voice in Red Dead Redemption 2.

    I need a moment. That caught me way off guard.

  • Spoopy Music...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    You youngsters might not know that Trent Reznor (who essentially is Nine Inch Nails) created the music for the 1996 video game, Quake. This game introduced me to NIN, and its sequel introduced me to Sonic Mayhem (essentially Sascha Dikiciyan who was inspired by Reznor to write music for video games)

    For a good ambient spooky soundtrack (particularly after the intro), give it a listen.

    (Link to soundtrack provided by

    (Trivia: Sonic Mayhem was given musical direction by ID Software for Quake II but had more freedom in Quake III: Arena which he expanded with the independent album Quake III Arena: Noize. Both Reznor and Dikiciyan have been influenced by and have had an influence on the video game industry from Quake and later works.)

  • The Perfect Costume

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    I was going to go to work dressed as the Invisible Man on Wednesday, but I can't seem to get the speaker to work remotely so I guess I'll have to go into work that day. I mean, I won't be able to do that costume this year...

  • Discuss...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Overheard at PAX Australia...

    "If I wanted to visit a series of smaller and smaller arenas and have a miserable time, I would go on tour with Nickelback." - Jane Douglas, on why Battle Royales are bad

    ...and the debate continues...

    What are your thoughts on Battle Royale games?

  • Played RDR2 for 18 hours straight...

    4 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    ... but not really. It's been on pause for 16.5 hours straight.

    What some people call "adulting" (and I call just life) got in the way.

    So, I can't really review it with only 1.5 hours of playing. I have a few more things to do before I get back to it, but I should be continuing in a short bit.

  • Capt. Flowers/Agent Florida Sings...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    (an oldie, but appropriate-y)

  • The Spookiest Games I've Played...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    The scariest games for me have an autosave feature that was added as punishment. It is nerve-wracking when you know that failure will make you redo hours of work.

    It's almost as scary as hoping there's not an update before you can play.

  • If Twin Peaks was a ghost story... Wait...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Previous "spooky" review here. (Not a favorable review. Sorry.)

    The Haunting of Hill House (2018-)

    Throw out the idea of it being scary. It ain't.

    ...but instead, there's a kind of Twins Peak vibe. ...but it's more "grounded." The trippy things that stylized Twin Peaks is replaced with level-headed ghost stories - as level-headed as ghost stories can be.

    My primary gripe is the jumping between flashbacks to distant history and recent history and back to the present is done jarringly and, sometimes, without any warning. It's just the style of parallel storytelling, but I cannot help but think they could have done it more cleanly. It eventually snaps into one time-frame, but it takes a long time for it all to click. You'll know when it's about to happen, though.

    (I also have a personal gripe. It's a small thing in the full scope of it all, but it bothers me at a personal level. Most people would miss it, but that's okay I suppose. Such a detail wasn't really important in that part of the story and those who never had close experience with it wouldn't even know.)

    My personal recommendation: It's okay. My recommendation for others: Sure. Why not?

  • I'm not easily shhhhcared.

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    A Quiet Place (2018)


    The premise overlooks an obvious flaw, and it distracted me through the whole thing wondering when they were going to figure out what they should have known from the very beginning.

    It takes a lot to make me scared. Show me what's supposed to scare me and I can deal with it rationally. Convince me that there's something to fear but not what it is and I can't deal with what I don't know.

    "How do we do that?" someone might ask. You do it by good acting from those I can see. Have them make me believe in the terror, not some fully visible monster...

    ...and not by CGI creations. CGI doesn't impress me. Go back to getting it as much as possible in principle like we used to do. There's no graphic representation of formulas and curves that will match the fidelity of principle photography.

    For horror nuts like me, I cannot recommend this.

    Since I am a horror nut, I can't say whether I would recommend it to others. The logical flaw from the start might make it a difficult suspension unless one can brace themselves against it. I was told that this movie was good. So, I wasn't ready for such a basic error.

    My personal score: Low. My recommendation for others: Unknown.

  • Marvin...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    ...the Paranoid Android, not the Martian...

    I'm in the market for an Android phone. It will be the first Android phone for me.

    I need one that is sturdy and that has a large screen.

    The Windows Phone that I currently have has been Microsoft Security Updated into oblivion. (No more feature updates and, apparently, no more app fixes, either.) It has been through Hell physically without any hardware failure. No scratches or cracks on the touch screen. Not misshapen despite being wedged once. Also stepped on many, many times. Streamed audio and video for hours in high heat (which you should not do).

    ...but it has now come to the point where apps (SMS (Skype), Sync (OneDrive), Weather, Email) are crashing all of the time. The camera reboots the phone after a few snaps. ...and these are "native" Windows Phone 10 apps from Microsoft. 3rd Party apps do not seem to have these issues.

    So, I've read a couple of recommendations. Any Android Phone users out there with more recommendations and the reasons for the recommendation?

    (I refuse to use that refuse of an app called iTunes that ignores your answers to questions during installation and, without permission, digs its claws into many native features of a PC. Any update resets any attempts to remove those invasive measures, and updates are required to keep the iOS device up-to-date. You must use iTunes to connect iOS devices to a PC. Android requires nothing to connect to a PC or to keep it up to date, and if you turn off auto-update, it stays off without requiring updates until a 3rd party app requires it.)

  • Inktober Day ? - "Spell"

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    I'm hopped up on cough medicine, trying not to fall asleep. I rushed this one, but I'm about to go to bed and don't really care. Good enough. First time drawing a monster since I was a kid with crayons.

    "Spell" (subtitle: "c wut i did there?")


  • The Magic 8-ball says: "Not Likely"

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Microsoft's Project xCloud (which means that's not going to be its final name unless it's cancelled) is essentially what Google's Project Stream is trying to do - stream games from the cloud...

    A while back, NVidia announced a partnership with Microsoft's Azure team - the folks behind the Microsoft cloud. They talked about cloud-based rendering and cloud-based AI, but my brain immediately went to games. Microsoft also had some rumblings about an XBox with such a service in recent history. Like Project Stream, it's hoping to target all devices, mobile, consoles (including switch), desktops... and whatever direct-to-brain gaming technology they'll probably invent soon - Matrix style.

    I guess I was right about what Microsoft would do with it, but again just like Google's idea, I am certain that the technology just isn't here, yet - and even less so for mobile devices with a slower and high-latency connection. (I might see the technology before I die, but I'm not willing to bet on that.)

    MS has been working on this for a while, but so has Google. I don't know who's has the most experience in designing such a service, but I'm curious who has the more resources to put behind their research and development.

    I don't really think it's a race. People see Microsoft as less open than Google. People seem to have this notion that Google gives so much away for free - which is far from the truth. So, people are ready to trust Google more even if they charge more than Microsoft for the service. It's all about how people perceive something. I think Microsoft already lost this race thanks to Google's PR claws buried deep into the public - and a dangerous set of claws does Google have...

  • Inktober Day 3-4 days late...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    (Day 2 - Tranquil is here.)

    Day 3: Roasted


    Special reminder: This is me practicing on a tablet Surface - not Ink.

  • Official Comics

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    When it comes down to it, it's just like those comics that tell backstories or side-stories about main characters.

    I'm not a fan of taking the main characters from the original trilogy and making them side stories, but we did have The Clone Wars and Rebels do just that with those from outside of The Trilogy. They were accepted just fine.

    The story is told like a comic and done well in that regard.

    It incorporates pieces of the EU (now known as Legends), but does change much of the established EU story. This will upset a lot of people still clinging to the Legends canon as official canon. There's no way around it. I've accepted it for the sole purpose of continuing to enjoy Star Wars.

    Unpopular opinion: I wouldn't mind seeing another comic-book movie in this side-story about some of the primary characters.

    More unpopular opinion: I'm pleased with the direction that Kennedy has taken the franchise. She's allowed creators to recover as much as was possible from Legends without contradicting established movie canon, but still following the rules of the Star Wars series: the printed material never comes before a movie. If it gets penned, it will never see the silver screen. (She claimed interest in the material found from the abandoned Star Wars 1313 project. She was also disappointed with EA's move to dismantle Ragtag. I'm thinking she's unhappy with the deal that Disney struck with EA.)

    Don't @ me. stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

  • A24: Part 2

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Read part 1 here.

    The Vvitch: A New England Folklore (2015)

    The cast is excellent with great performances, but it is still just an A24 horror film. The Vvitch [sic] features Ann Taylor-Joy who gets to stretch her acting muscles more than Split (2016). Her performance in The Vvitch [sic] makes me a bit more interested in Glass (2019) now.

    The thing that makes this particular A24 film its own entity among the rest is the fact that it is stylized with a flair of an early 1800s British horror novel about the early 1600s. (A churro to whoever gets that reference.) Otherwise, it's what one should come to expect from A24.

    I found the story to be tiresome - been there, done that - but it was still told well by the performers. It is a bit of a strain to understand the motives and dialog from the early 1600s in the modern day where nobody bothers with history anymore. There are inaccuracies as well, but I feel these were for the purpose of trying to connect to modern audiences.

    The pacing is slow. Most of the pacing isn't based on suspense. That might be intentional with the lonely life on one's own in the New England woods of the early 1600s. Yet, A24 movies seem to trend toward the slow burn. This might put off people who desire faster horror and are already struggling with the culture shock of the setting as well as the predictability of such a story.

    For the most part, I cannot recommend this but to a small group of people. It's not a bad movie, but I feel that it has a niche audience in mind.

  • The Genetics of Grief

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Hereditary (2018) is about grief from the perspective of the grieving. It's an interesting take on the topic. It is set in a story of horror, but you can count the "stages" along the way.

    All in all, it's a decent allegory of it. Those who have experienced grief to a debilitating level will probably find the movie to be very upsetting. Those who've witnessed such may find it extremely unsettling. Those who find horror movies unsettling might find this terrifying. Those who like horror movies might end up over-analyzing it, but we tend to do that anyway to all movies.

    I will say the acting is wonderful. The pacing is quite a rollercoaster. The pacing is all over the place, but it fits in with the tempo of grief in my opinion.

    The downside: The music (as I mentioned elsewhere). I did not feel that it was used appropriately. It was where it didn't need to be, and it was often against the grain of the scene without purpose. I mentioned that the shots should be able to work without the music. There were a few scenes that just didn't work at all, but they appeared to try to use music to invoke feeling - against the grain of the scene - or, as I stated elsewhere, trying to fix it in post via the soundtrack.

    I cannot mention anything further without going into serious spoiler territory.

    I can recommend this only to certain people and would not recommend it to others. As for me, it has its good and bad points in production and story. As an A24 production, it hits the bullseye.

    One more thing: If you saw trailers, you were misled. They were not reasonable representations of the story or style, but as usual, they do contain some nasty spoilers. Avoid them if you can.

  • Inktober 2018 Day 4 Minus 2: Tranquil

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    (Day "1": Poison, is here.)


    What? Too literal?

    The way I understand it from the Dragon Age series, becoming Tranquil is not a pleasant process and not an enjoyable life if one was able to emotionally compare their lives before and after Tranquility. So, I consider it spoopy enough for Inktober.

    (Though, Templars apparently [spoiler] [spoiler] and [spoiler] [spoiler], and it was discovered that [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler].)

    One can see where my hands are shaking because I need a burrito. The slippery Surface doesn't help with that.

  • Inktober 2018 Day 4 minus 3: Poison

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    I'm practicing with this tablet. The "pen" is really slippery on this Surface.


    If you get the reference, you get a breakfast kolache.

    Need a hint:

    "The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true." from The Court Jester.

  • There are words?

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    I tend to listen to the music and not the words. The music (not the words) hits my feeling of mood this morning.

  • Futuraventure..?

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    Imagine if the people from Futurama voiced an adventure game set in space made by the folks who made Space Quest adventure games decades ago...

    Then, you'd have SpaceVenture...

    I'm still not sure how I feel about the progress of this game. It seems they're moving away from the sprite animation that's excruciatingly outdated, but Pixar, they are not. I would go with the cell-shading route a la TellTale games to make it a cartoon than a CGI animated feature, which the cartoon-style is actually more in-step with the old Space Quest series if they're really wanting to recapture their glory days. That's the route that Sierra went with King's Quest (the sibling to Space Quest both published by Sierra).

    I loved the old Space Quest games. Roger Wilco is my spirit animal. I'd like to see a modernization of it. I'm still crossing my fingers for this one. Surely, the creators of Space Quest know it best. Right? (Oh, wait. George Lucas...)

    I am curious to know why they changed the ethnicity of the main character, though.

  • For the record...

    5 months ago

    EricHVela Don't be a divider.

    I don't own pets.

    I raise them.

    They're my responsibility, not my property.