STUPID Superhero Disguises

Desk of DEATH BATTLE: STUPID Superhero Disguises

Apparently a trench coat is like camouflage??

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  • AngelCam7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    You think those are silly? Look at all of Sonic's disguises from the classic Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog series. Although, some are better than others...

  • ultimate_mega_gamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultimate Mega Gamer

    1 year ago

    I'm actually really shocked that you didn't mention Clark Kent at any point. I mean, it's the butt of so many jokes.

    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @Ultimate_Mega_Gamer I was thinking that as well but its not so bad when you think about it. I mean practically no one knows who Clark Kent is (I'm talking about outsiders). If I had superpowers and used them to help people dressed in a cape and suit (which I wouldn't do) I would be world famous for a bit (first superhero is rather newsworthy isn't it?) and you still would have no idea who 'he' was because you don't know who I am.


      People within his office think rather poorly of him as he's just a clumsy incompetent worker. They don't have the suspension of disbelief to think up such a theory because a superhero should at least be competent at his job so its actually a pretty clever disguise when you think about it.

    • Tanantine

      1 year ago

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    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Can I have a source? I'm just saying realistically it's not as bad as Green Arrow's. Clark Kent is an unknown with only a few people who know him. Those few people are stupid for not figuring it out but everyone else who doesn't know him aren't stupid because they haven't gotten close to Clark Kent and why should they? I'm not close with every random person I see so if one of them was a real-life superman I wouldn't be the wiser because I don't know them. Oliver Queen is a filthy rich billionaire and every one in his city at least knows his face so its a terrible excuse for them to not figure it out.

    • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      "Mild mannered Clark kept his identity a secret with the brilliant disguise of nerdy glasses and wimpy demeanor, proving people only see what they want to believe."


      - Boomstick, 2013.

    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I've read that as Clark, he wears cloths a size or two to big to make himself appear slightly overweight. And yes, most people who see Superman up close don't know Clark, other then a handful of people.

  • The-Gaming-News-Guy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Regent Malcolm Neill

    1 year ago


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    Probalby the worst disguise ever. I mean Joseph your tall as hell and build like a brick shit house. Why the hell did you think that this would work.

  • resistorserv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Toaster Repair Pony

    1 year ago

    I think most people are to afraid to look at people in trench coats to look to closely. "Hey is that a superhero? No it's a streaker."

  • Tanantine

    1 year ago

    Hunter Zolomans costume has got to win some kind of award for stupid. Apparently, no-one on Earth 2 can recognise the world famous serial killer so long as he is wearing a bucket on his head, and instantly all believe he is their hero.

    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      We're talking about The Flash tv series, right? Anyway he was presumed deceased and 'Jay Garrick' didn't have the same distinct facial hair as Hunter Zolomon. Furthermore Hunter Zolomon's costume was actually Zoom which was actually a pretty good costume (covering him from head to toe). Also I think the people of Earth-2 were thinking , "why would a serial killer want to play hero if he had super-speed?". Sure his body was never found but he fit the role of Zoom more and because they saw 'Jay' fighting Zoom they thought it was two different people. Also he wasn't a world famous serial killer. Only a city famous and maybe word got out to the closest cities.

    • Tanantine

      1 year ago

      No, they specifically mentioned that Zoloman was world famous because Serial Killers were virtually unheard of before he came about. He was like their version of Hitler.

    • SavageSamurai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Hitler: Responsible for the deaths of at least 6 million jews (as well as others) Hunter Zolomon: responsible for the deaths of 23 people. I'm not sure if that's good or just sad. So essentially Earth-2 is some kind of utopia?

    • Tanantine

      1 year ago

      The people from Earth 2 keep portraying it like that, yes.

  • Tanantine

    1 year ago

    Man, watching Bogart movies in that reality has got to be really weird.


    "Wait, who is Louis talking to? I can't see anything there!"

  • Tanantine

    1 year ago

    In fairness, canonically Dick chose the costume, and since Bruce got to chose the Batman outfit, he thought it was only fair.

    • tjc569 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      and also the New 52 imagining of the costume is a little less crazy as it at least is armored and covers the whole body.


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      In fact, Red Robin (pre new 52) made a comment once about Dick's first costume being silly.