Mario is Better than You!

Desk of DEATH BATTLE: Mario is Better than You!

He's got the plumbing, he's got the jumps, and he's got a whole lot of... jobs. You'll never live up to him

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Comments (6)

  • lunchbox893 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self-Named King of Zing

    5 months ago

    Mario got his degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills; they cure all your ills, just so long as you have fever or the chills.

  • moguera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    And despite all that...he still can't get laid.

  • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

    9 months ago

    Way to dash my hopes and dreams at the end of the video, Jocelyn. :'(

    • tjc569 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That dismount was depressing as sin, especially on a MLK day...

  • Big-MikeVG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Mario is the kind of guy that does anything and everything.

  • g1Lizardguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    First time I've been to a video before it was available for First Members. Also, I think we knew that already, since he can jump ten feet in the air, and wield a big metal hammer like it's nothing.