Crazy Stupid Anime Attacks

Desk of DEATH BATTLE: Crazy Stupid Anime Attacks

Crazy fights and special attacks are a staple of Anime so there were bound to be some straight up stupid ones.

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  • 2xDouble FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I feel like there should be separate lists for dumb attack NAMES vs dumb attacks. I mean, Double Sunday might be a silly name, but it's still two devastating energy balls that blow up multiple plateaus. Besides, if we're gonna do silly attack names, I mean... "Erupting Burning Finger", "Fist of the Nose Hair", "Gum Gum Pistol"...

    And as for dumb attacks: Piccolo's "Clothes Beam" (ability to manifest anything, but specifically outfits for himself and Gohan that never gets a true name), everything Hercule/Mr. Satan does, Kakashi's "Secret Finger Technique", Sailor Mercury's "Mercury Bubble Blast"...

  • therenagadepirotecniton

    1 week ago

    Interesting vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • g1Zanon

    2 weeks ago

    um the song was called sunday bloody sunday,  the only similarity is sunday.


    I think you are nit picking with some of these moves and there are much dumber ones out there.


    Naruto was a kid teaching a kid a sexy jutsu I think he was 15-17 when he returned in shippuden.


    12-13 when he first 


    konohamaru 1st  8-9 age and second part 11-12


    plus we all knew naruto was an idiot in the show from everyone calling him it.


    also kakashi always said Naruto was the No.1 most unpredictable ninja.

    If anything the dumbest move from Naruto was thousand years of death where kakashi puts his fingers in the rear.

  • nicholi417 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Buu's beam can turn things into anything, he just chooses candy most of the time.  So in theory, if Boomstick had it, the world would be covered in alcohol and shotguns.  Just a thought.

  • g1lizardguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    You want to talk about Raditz's dumb attack names, and fail to mention his "Saturday Crush"? Come one. And hey, I know it's just a dub thing, but "Special Beam Cannon"! And "Galactic Donut"!

    And while not technically anime, I dare you find a dumber/more over-the-top name than "Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow!"

  • Palandine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Insert Blood Blockade Battlefront....

    • DDragonking FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      But why their names and attacks are awesome and always get the job done

  • IVILegionIVI FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    So...I'm getting real meta here in assuming Chad and Sam have argued about the candy-beam before. Also...is there a reason they don't just have Sam voice these as well as write and research them? I never understood the whole 'Jocelyn' thing...

    • dthcactuar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Well they somehow got Lisa Foiles to do these and they aren't going let a good thing end so easily.  Besides, what else are they gonna do with the useless info they find during research?

    • IVILegionIVI FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      ...As I said, have Sam voice it? It just feels weird to me that someone else gets the credit for his work, even if that someone is a fictional person.

  • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I mean… unless your name starts with a 'V' and ends in 'egito,' if you're struck by Buu's candification beam, you're done for.

  • PhantomAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Otaku, Just Nerd

    3 weeks ago

    Meh,.. I get the whole "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".


    I also get that this may be the start  of a great 'Roast' for ALL bad anime moves.


    Once we get past the syndicated double trope series, and get to the unsigned trope series,.. I'll be laughing Rainbow Bright Ball Sacks!

  • SomeCyborgNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    How dare you insult my senpai Mineta?

  • The-Gaming-News-Guy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Regent Malcolm Neill

    3 weeks ago

    @SamScrewAttack

    Great Episode but my Personal Opinion the greatest Anime Attack there is the last resort move of Joseph Joestar - the Secret Deadly Final Technique that has been passed done in the JoJo Family for Generations. The Joestar Secret Techinque 


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...