The WORST Super Powers

Desk of DEATH BATTLE: The WORST Super Powers

In our DEATH BATTLE research we've seen a lot of super powers and some of them are just AWFUL!

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  • lunchbox893 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self-Named King of Zing

    2 months ago

    Boomstick would think most of these powers are amazing. Pennies to take care of alimonies, listening to truckers all day long, earthquakes based on how drunk you are, these are all right up his alley.

  • moguera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'd take the penny ability...then go into the copper recycling business.  They aren't in circulation, so you're not affecting the currency if you just melt down the pennies and sell the copper.  Probably'd be worth more than the pennies themselves.

    • lunchbox893 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self-Named King of Zing

      2 months ago

      Except there's hardly any copper in pennies these days. They're mostly zinc now.

  • g1lizardguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Wasn't there a guy who's only ability was color manipulation?

  • Kira_Tsukasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gundam Pilot

    2 months ago

    No Meltman?

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Love the Dana Carvey's Harry Caray reference.


    Also I was trying to remember a hero from the old Marvel card sets back in the 90's that I always thought had such a useless power, but then I just fell down a rabbit hole of wiki's, and now I'm on eBay thinking about wasting some money =/

  • SonofSigma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The penny thing is easy. Fill up a water cooler bottle, and take it to Coinstar. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

  • The-Gaming-News-Guy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Regent Malcolm Neill

    2 months ago

    It's not the Worst Ability but by far one of the weirdest - wtf powers is one of the abilties of the Stand Weather Report called Heavy Weather. Basically want it does it that it shoots out rainbows and creating out rainbows is a dumb power but it gets even werider. Every Rainbow contains a sublimenal message that being "I am a Snail". So basically Heavy Weather shoots out Rainbows that turn literally everything into snails.


    Can you imagine having being a superhero and having an ability that shoots out rainbows that turn pepole into snails.


    If we ever see Weird Super Powers/Abilties Part Two then i hope @SamScrewAttack mentions it


    Link to the Ability Page

    • SamScrewAttack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Noted, thanks for the info buddy.

    • The-Gaming-News-Guy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sir Regent Malcolm Neill

      2 months ago

      Cool :D

  • DudebladeX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Matter-eater lad better be on here.

    • lunchbox893 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self-Named King of Zing

      2 months ago

      Isn't he from the Legion of Super Heroes? They've got a lot of members with less than stellar powers

    • DanielRiggle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      It's sounds silly but his power is he can chew through anything and digest it no matter what.  Sure it's lame as a combat superpower but as a utility it's great.   Fun Fact it's a racial ability for him.  and one of the versions of him had acid spit supposedly part of his digestion process