Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Million Dollars, But...: Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!

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  • nicholi417 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    20 minutes ago

    This was a really good episode.  I love heroes and halfwits.

  • Kileonhart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    28 minutes ago

    If I could have Matt Mercer DM my life I would do it in a heartbeat.

  • NerdTeacher FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    56 minutes ago

    Carpe DM?  Bugger me, that is some top shelf punning.  Pat yourself on the back, whoever came up with that gem.

  • Donneh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 hour ago

    Yay, Frank!

  • brian192168 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 hour ago

    back to the dating.... you would have a massive horse cock and would slay that puss

  • WispOfTheWinds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 hour ago

    Wait... How long has MDB been in 2160p???! (also yay for not being called 4K)

  • Shadalz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 hours ago

    my two favourite RT shows in one, brilliant 

  • woduzen

    2 hours ago

    I can see what your saying... Raymond `s article is surprising, last week I bought a top of the range Acura from making $4608 this-past/month and-a little over, $10,000 this past month . with-out any question its the easiest work I've ever had . I began this five months/ago and almost straight away startad bringin in minimum $82 per-hr

    HERE? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, http://www.homework5.com

  • GTTX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold GTTX

    2 hours ago

    any form of lie detection would never be accepted lol

  • alyxjpg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold aw shit, it's akshay.

    2 hours ago

    It's so good seeing Frank again. Even though he threw so much shade on my 12-year-old boy ass.

  • Jaune_Black_Smudge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 hours ago

    Silly @gus , the best job for a centaur is obviously a porn actor. Hung as a horse? Duh. I'd definitely take that for a million dollars. 

  • skyform FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 hours ago

    Now I want to watch A Centaur's Life again.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 hours ago

    In the last scenario, they were using the pieces from Lord of the Rings RISK. Recognized them immediately.

    • TylerChambe1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 hours ago

      It's all the mother of the twelve year old boy would buy there child.

  • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I hope they do more Hero's and Halfwit's. I mean it doesn't have to be right away, as I understand production takes time, but I want to know whether it got renewed. I really hope it does.

    • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      Wait, it's not re-newed?  Damn, I want more of that stuff.

    • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 day ago

      We don't know. That is what I was saying. It is a big production for them and it might not be getting the numbers it needs or attracting enough advertising revenue. I mean it is a shoot that requires long form recordings while bringing in outside staff/freelancers (such as Frank) and expensive props and equipment. I would say that one thing it has going for it is the sunken cost. There is also the fact of the recent divorce of Geoff and Griffon might play into things. All this is just me reading into things but as far as I know they haven't confirmed it's renewal.

    • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

      23 hours ago

      @hunter559 I think Geoff was possible doing a new season with all new characters and he might even be considering being the DM. Also from what I understand Griffon will most likely not be involved because at the moment she is focused on her career and has been spending most her time in Oregon.  I really do hope for a new season and I feel like the show can benefit from the addition of new cast members. Off the top of my head I know that Jack Pattillo, Miles Luna, and Mica Burton all love D&D and would make great additions to the group.

  • 198x179-.jpg-of-Ruby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -1 Flamebait

    4 days ago

    And to this day I still have absolutely no idea what DnD is about

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      It's a RPG about whatever the DM wants it to be, or so I understand. I've never played myself, even though I really want to. Most of what I know about it comes from Heroes and Halfwits, and a website called dndbeyond.com. I would recommend checking them and similar shows and sites if you want to learn more about the game.

    • 198x179-.jpg-of-Ruby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -1 Flamebait

      4 days ago

      Wew, thanks

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I'm still hoping they do an Immersion of this.

    • Shadowwrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      An Immersion of... DnD? How would that even work? And wouldn't it just be LARPing at that point?

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      @Shadowwrath

      I'm thinking more a situation where you need to roll a D20 when ever you want to do anything and random bad things will happen to you if you roll a 1, plus a DM who can throw random events at you just because.

    • ablackraptor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 hours ago

      Maybe something like the Fallout Immersion? Like have Micheal and Gavin (and maybe others, for a full party), sent to go on a quest while a Dungeon Master follows them around, using dice rolls to decide how luck will play out in their adventure. Other aspects like levelling up, classes, etc could also be devised somehow.

  • Sonicxben FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Oh, come on!  Come to papa now!

  • manlytorchic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I’m ready... I’m 6 days from now