Episode 78: You Can't Park Here

Red vs. Blue: Episode 78: You Can't Park Here

It's the happy day for the Blood Gulch crew as new arrivals upset everything.

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  • AdamSears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Speshal Hell

    1 year ago

    Creepy Sheila laugh at the end...

  • omegafan101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    wow, Caboose is a lot dumber than he is in the beginning, Church is dead and in a robot, and Tucker is a FREAKING FATHER OF AN ALIEN BABY. Yet the reds are all exactly the same from the beginning, except for the fact that Donut has pink armor, and Simmons is an android, oh ya, and Lopez is nothing but a head lol

  • _W2daERN_

    3 years ago

    I wonder if Doc sending in letters for 4 years is a Shawshank Redemption reference. A character named Dufresne (Doc's real name) does that in that movie to get a library added onto the prison.

  • stirlingite

    4 years ago

    oh no Omega is in Sheila. isn't he.

  • GreenODST

    4 years ago

    Wow! The blues have changed a lot in the past 5 years! The reds are still pretty much the same. Not that any of those are bad.

  • Zipongj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    God, how I miss the old RVB

  • alphaomega76

    4 years ago

    WTF
    First episode 76 now episode 78
    What's going on here

  • 95DemonEarth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    How did Red get their Warthog (Puma) back?

  • Funkynuggets

    4 years ago

    Now step away from the ship, tomato can

  • AmberDomenic

    4 years ago

    My favorite episode XD

  • AmberDomenic

    4 years ago

    I feel dizzy!
    .......
    OOOoooooh
    .......
    I think I'm going to stop standing up now... *falls*
    Church! If I die I want you to have my orange juice.
    .......
    I cant feel my torso!
    ........
    I'm still laying here.... Why wont anybody help me!?
    ..........
    My body... is trying to die..
    .......
    If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one of them?
    (Shut up, Caboose.) Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg. (Shut Up, Caboose!)
    Oh no dont let me turn- CRASH
    I didnt feel anything.
    ..........
    Dont leave me with the horrible doctor!! (Oh, Shut Up, Caboose!) Now he's cursing at me!

  • TylerMaraj

    4 years ago

    my body is trying to die

  • SilverDust FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Caboose: I'm still laying here why wont anyone help me!?
    Me: Because we don't want to drop your orange juice.

  • MisterSniffles33

    5 years ago

    i love cabbose laying on the ground

  • Perraith

    5 years ago

    4 Seasons down a few more to go.

    Go Team Junior!

    "Doc, don't worry. I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just going to go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head." Father of the Year Award Committee? I present to you, Church of Blue Team.

    Caboose: "Blaarrg"

  • maxretz

    5 years ago

    I don't know why but the fact that Church isn't a Captain is really bothering/pissing me off.

    Anyone else?

  • insignious

    5 years ago

    The blues had all three vehicles so how did the reds get it.

  • insignious

    5 years ago

    How did they get the warthog back they never took it in any of the past three episodes.

  • jdc11

    5 years ago

    I feel dizzy~!

  • DukeofKent

    5 years ago

    Man, Sheila has an evil laugh...wait a second.

  • Arcticfox343

    5 years ago

    SHEILA- step away from the ship tomato can
    GRIF- haha
    SHEILS- you too lemon head
    GRIF- hey i'm orange not yellow

  • DeadlyFrogs

    5 years ago

    Halo 2 or 3?

  • Preditor117

    5 years ago

    Caboose was so fucking funny in this episode.

  • Sona8925

    5 years ago

    haha!

  • EthanThomas

    5 years ago

    How come i cant watch this episode on my phone :S

  • jerrygarcia

    5 years ago

    who's laugh was that at the end?

  • CptCalum

    5 years ago

    'poor Donut, I'll miss him like a sister' one of Simmons' best lines :L

  • CptCalum

    5 years ago

    Easily one of the best episode if just for Caboose :L

  • Nononir

    5 years ago

    "I can't feel my torso!" the WAY he said that, made my die laughing xD

  • Xosanchez50

    5 years ago

    don't leave me with the scary doctor

  • drakeOrunes

    5 years ago

    I feeeel dizzyy.... best episode ever

  • Randomcurry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    WTF!!!

    I just become a supporter and I can't bearly watch a single episode!!!!

  • ex1lepr0

    5 years ago

    I call dibs on this episode.

  • necronomikon

    5 years ago

    i love Shelia's psycho laugh at the end.

  • mariamar

    5 years ago

    is something wrong with the episodes? it says advertismant playing but it never plays!

  • XxAs0M3xX

    5 years ago

    Church if I die I want you to have my orange juice -caboose

  • jkkilla1230

    6 years ago

    .

  • joeyfoshoey

    6 years ago

    Best. Episode. Ever. I swear, I've watched this a bazillion times...


    I'm still laying here... why won't anyone help me?

  • Shiny_Blarg1

    6 years ago

    im not going to go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head, cuz thats how i roll!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah

  • ItzameMario

    6 years ago

    My Body...Is Trying to die....

  • Claytongrove

    6 years ago

    Grif don't know what he is talking stop the fucking presses

  • blue_volpe33

    6 years ago

    BBBLLLLAAAARRRRRRRG! haha caboose

  • Claytongrove

    6 years ago

    Abomination of nature

  • 2eroMike

    6 years ago

    Haha... 117 pages of Comments.

    Random!

  • guitarlord75

    6 years ago

    The cake is a lie!

  • CodeMalark

    6 years ago

    I, for one, CAN feel my torso.

  • jorge805

    6 years ago

    why is caboose so awsome?1

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    Caboose: Im still lying here.....why wont anyone help me? Hahahahahaa!! LOL


    Caboose: My body.....is trying to die....LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    DOC: Caboose donated blood to tuckers kid....quite a lot, and blood is pretty important so caboose is bound to have side effects, like dizziness, nausea, or sensitivity to light....

    CABOOSE: I think im gonna stop standing up now...(THUD!!)

    DOC:.....or passing out...

    CABOOSE: Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice..........I cant feel my torso....

  • Motormouth

    6 years ago

    i love caboose