Chapter 1

Red vs. Blue: Chapter 1

Sarge tries to make contact with someone from blue base.

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  • The_Lesser_Known_5th_Horseman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman

    2 years ago

    I always knew Sarge was riding Simmons

  • flameroran77

    4 years ago

    *bEEp BeeP*

  • Lil_J_Man123

    4 years ago

    I love this and im also stupid because i accidently hit mute and i thought that my laptop was broken

  • BCA10MAN

    4 years ago

    Re-creation

  • levelGoogol

    4 years ago

    It's an ATV not a motorcycle!

  • angus_02

    4 years ago

    Is it rec-reation or re-creation?

  • vman123

    5 years ago

    are they going to do something about ship like fix it up or turn it into a bathroom

  • KingM

    5 years ago

    i wonder if they completely forgot that Simmons is a cyborg? i bet they can probably make that motorcycle thing happen.

  • Perraith

    5 years ago

    "My skills as leader have really taken us far." - Sarge That or blind luck.

    "Got an ETA?" - Sarge

    "Si. Nunca." - Lopez

    "As long as I get it, ASAP..." - Sarge

    "[In Spanish] In that case, never minus one."


    Season 7 has some of Lopez' best lines, over. Of all time.

    "Blarg. I am dead. But that's ok. I don't deserve to enjoy victory. My life has meant nothing." - Griff

    That sounds a little too wordy for Griff to say.

  • knottya

    5 years ago

    YJGS!!!!!!

  • Spartan517

    5 years ago

    bluetard wow just epic

  • shaquell

    5 years ago

    Aaaaaa

  • A_Reclaimer

    5 years ago

    Sarge is one of the few people that wants war to continue.

  • Washington50

    5 years ago

    Sarge: Lopez Staus report
    Lopez: You already Talked to me JACKASS!

  • Washington50

    5 years ago

    I LOVE AGENT WAHINGTON! add me on xbox Live My Screen name is Washington5050

  • Preditor117

    5 years ago

    Season 7-8 were Sarge's best seasons. I'm so looking forward to sitting down to the rest of these.

  • RudiFeijo

    5 years ago

    thats borderline traitorism !!

  • shands99

    5 years ago

    Right were i want you with in stabbing range hahaha

  • StephenDanie

    5 years ago

    Bluetard. I love that.

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    Try looking under suck it. I love that line.

  • Keels

    5 years ago

    That is exactly what happened... Get it right Grif

  • squill004

    5 years ago

    PDQ!!! LOL

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    Holy crap the poison his food and stab him in the eye with a fork made me laugh uncontrollably. It was so unexpected...

  • ThEuNkOwN145

    6 years ago

    Still not telling

  • donutdude456

    6 years ago

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • inet911

    6 years ago

    Damn, inaccuracy. Sarge can no longer understand Lopez like he could in Relocated.

  • inet911

    6 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA right off the bat someone can be heard coughing very silently

  • AnAngryFetus

    6 years ago

    MotoSimmons. Still hilarious.

  • smokernarb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Valhaldegajagalcallit...thingy.

  • ExactlyXII

    6 years ago

    I thought Lopez wanted to stay in Blood Gulch....

  • Shiny_Blarg1

    6 years ago

    blllaaarrgg i am dead......
    lol so funny.....sorta!!!!!!!!!

  • MFG275

    6 years ago

    Like Charlie Sheen they're winning.

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    I love it when sarge fantasises about killing griff

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    Love caboose

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    LOL!! Bluetard!

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    LOL!! Bluetard!

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    LOL!! Bluetard!

  • Motormouth

    6 years ago

    would you like me subtract one from five? i know its hard for you...

  • y0zhi

    6 years ago

    Geoff is invinsible

  • mat_gabe10

    6 years ago

    RFR is an initialism, not an acronym. EMP is an acronym (When pronounced as most do, besides washington)

  • triweeklyhaz

    6 years ago

    i love red vs blue but when you think about it COD SUCKS

  • Avenger09

    7 years ago

    I bet that Grif is listed in the acrinum journal as a W.S.S "Worthless Sack of Shit"

  • MarkV

    7 years ago

    another amazing episode nice

  • PizzaDeliCat

    7 years ago

    Bravo.

  • cupcake_111

    7 years ago

    ummmm..... yeah i cant get any chapter up and running

    this blows.....HARD

    anyone care to help??

  • runeking22

    7 years ago

    This episode iz zuper funny

  • psychoapple1

    7 years ago

    "B-L-U-E Blue, try looking under suck it" Sarge is the man

  • GenJerkoff

    7 years ago

    do i get a vote?

  • Pipboy5999

    7 years ago

    THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!!!!

  • Pipboy5999

    7 years ago

    THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!