10 Reasons Mario's an Asshole

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Craig breaks down why video game's biggest champion is also a giant dick.

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  • deafvoicer

    3 weeks ago

    Yes MatPat already put out this theory years ago but when I first saw this video, I liked hearing Craig's reasoning for why Mario is an A**hole.

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Mario sounds like most doctors in America, but he also actually helps people. So he's a doctor that's competent?

  • PSap29

    8 months ago

    You forgot to mention that his multiplayer games destroy friendships.

  • g1SilentHero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    10: Maybe it's Princess Peach who doesn't want to commit or hasn't yet. Or there is some custom that the Mushroom Kingdom has about marriage that needs to be done, but they can't because Peach is always getting kidnapped.

    9: Luigi has needed to be saved a couple of times. Plus, there is Luigi's Mansion. Mario needed to be saved in that game and he's barely in it.

    8: The Goombas were aligned with Bowser. They were the enemy. Plus, they were attacking him, so self-defense. Yoshi deaths are done by the players, but Mario doesn't show remorse, so it's sort of a grey area.

    7: Yeah, there's no excuse.

    6: I'm not sure if he knew that the blocks were citizens transformed by magic, but still, can't find an excuse.

    5: Peach has the Toads defending her. Maybe she should think about beefing up her security.

    4: It seems like coins are really easy to find in the Mushroom Kingdom. Even though Mario does get a lot of coins, they probably aren't worth much.

    3: That sounded a lot like a PETA campaign. Plus, enemies die and disappear in a poof, so there's nothing to skin.

    2: You could say that medical requirements in the Mushroom Kingdom are lax, so Mario is taking advantage of it. Or Fevers and Chills are the only diseases in the Mushroom Kingdom.

    1: Way too many fictional characters wear the same clothes everyday, even before Mario, so that's not really a problem he only has.


    Anyway, I really liked the video. Looking forward to the next one.

  • Icipall

    8 months ago

    Damn you, M3U8: crossdomain access denied, for not letting me watch this video!

  • AggravatedDamage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Warlock of Wrath

    8 months ago

    Every younger sibling knows Luigi's the real hero.

  • werdman24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    So greedy, he would take Wario's suped-up castle right from under him.

  • Big-MikeVG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Luigi will always be number 1 in my book.

  • Kevin_01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Sponsor

    8 months ago

    I never liked Mario anyway

  • CandidCamzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman Adventurer

    8 months ago

    Well, Keith Apicary once said it best; when comparing him to Sonic, "Mario is a plumber with a mustache who spends all his time collecting loose change and cleans up toilets, like some homeless person."