Lux_Tannin

Female
from Some Big Place

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    • Disturbing News

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      So I was recently made aware that boys socks aren't just being used for being put on thier feet.
      what, you may asks, are they using them for?

      You might want to ask the children to leave the room

      They masturbate with them!!!!.........Yah you read that right......they wank with thier dress socks......plaid, striped, plain white.....whatever ...it doesnt seem to matter........according to one guy, who shall remain nameless, he prefers them to be soft...........of course he didnt say anything about whether they were washed afterwards or dirty to start with.....which brings all kinds of other nasty images into my head......AHHH get out

      Why would you put something that goes on your feet ....on your winky and then do nasty things with it?

      I mean seriously when did the hand become out dated .......was the hand getting too rough or something?
      was the hand talking back or not putting out anymore?

      and I wonder how this all started.....was some horny lil teen just surfing for porn and didnt have a hand towel available and was like "Oh hey my socks in a tube shape and that would fit quite nicely over my Ding Ding while I maltreat my lil circus clown"?????

      Are girls not good enough anymore? You know guys they haven't discontinued the "whore" models yet....you can still go out and get one almost at any bar.....just listen for the one yelling out "God I'm Soooo Drunk"

      and there you go...perfectly acceptable replacement for your developing sock fetish

      and hey most will leave before morning of embarrassment so no worries of any attachment or clinginess

      just use that lil bar whore like your favorite sock.....and hey you save on laundry detergent and water....its a win win and your being environmentally conscious too.....and you know how girls like a Green man......ok maybe some dont but hey a drunk whore will say whatever you want to hear just to get your attention and you to like her.....hehe

      Soo put those socks away and go be environmentally conscious and leave the dirty things you do to yourself for the bar whores and stop abusing your socks for Gods Sake

      (this message brought to you by TPAFWA 'The People Against Foot Wear Abuse")
      this also makes me second guess whether my lil brothers dirty laundry by his computer desk is just being lazy or a strategic last minute wankfest arsenal......EEEEWWWW

    • AOIO "I Kissed a Girl" Video

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      Ok its finally up so heres your linky
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSiE6E54yG4

      I thought there was some really sexy and cute girls in there....woohoo...gimme gimme

      oh and heres the guys song.....fricken helarious btw...that one guy who brings his legs up .....I almost died

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E8VtBp0nTs

    • Funniest Indie Ever

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIBs2RmMAlw

      Ok I've never reviewed an indie film, but this one just made me laugh so hard I cried and pee'd myself at the same time.

      It's basically about a serial killer running around killing people in a rabbit outfit......yah pretty fucked up and weird....but trust me it was helarious.

      I went to the premiere last night and they opened the movie with a cartoon wishing one of the actors young daughter a bday wish......and it was fricken funny ....teaching her about dildos, men, if a guy sticks his pinky in your ass your aloud to leave him for dead.....and pretty much making crude sexual advancing to her.....um yah she loved it even though I wouldve been so embarrassed I wouldve died right there.

      but yah the movie had so many funny scenes I cant even narrow it down to just one funny one......let me see from the boobies in slow mo to topless hotties to a martial art Street Fighter "Hiboken" final showdown......ungh I'm laughing just thinking about it.

      I tracked down a video about how the movie came about so it'll kinda show some stuff......but yah you need to buy a copy its fricken retarded funny......and surprisingly the movie came from a small scene in my movie "Shadow Dragon" ....oh well i think its gonna be a cult classic......Film Threat seems to love em
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      Anyways you should be able to buy one at www.ponderousproductions.com

    • Yeah The Video is Done!!!

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew6ANzYmkAQ&eurl=http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2218213&feature=player_embedded

      the guy in the speedo is just funny...haha.....gotta find out who that is

      you probably cant even tell which ones are me lol

      I think it turned out cute......and of course Roadblock is still experimenting with his gender confusion

      but i think we all know that we only watch these so we can see cute gorgeous Becca dance around lol

      i just wish I had taken some pics in my ghetto fabulous outfit smiley0.gif

    • The Best Synopsis of a Movie Never Seen

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      www.vimeo.com/2809991

      This is the Funniest Movie Synopsis I have EVER Heard....but you have to admit she is Adoreable smiley1.gif

    • Attn: Webmaster of Life

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      Could you add a "Block User" button link to the interface of my life cuz it would really be nice if i could just block all comments and interaction from certain people and things.......
      1. Construction workers or street crew
      2. Random morons yelling out of cars passing by
      3. Dumbasses in bars who grab and touch you when you walk by ina crowd
      4. Guys who no matter how many times you tell them "im a lesbian and we will only ever be just friends" continue to try and get crazy possesive and jealous if you go out with someone or dont answer every text or phonecall immediately
      5. Goes along with #4 .....someone who will call, text and email constantly every few minutes if you dont answer or if you tell them youll call them back cuz your busy and theyll text or message a million questions about "who are you with?" "why dont you answer?"........and then they start getting angry
      Wtf is wrong with guys? Are they completely fucking nuts? Its almost getting to where i cant have guy friends at all, unless they are gay, cuz they all loose thier fucking minds

      6. Religious nut jobs who want to "save" me when i go to the grocery store, airport, CVS, gas station, Hobby Lobby, Barnes & Noble.....etc
      Its like the religious freaks are getting tips from the street bums who come up and ask for some change so they can get gas

      7. Drunk girls who "play" lesbian to get guys attention

      8. Pompous Assholes who think they are smarter than you because they are older/male/taller ....whatever

      9. Oh and bums/druggies/drunks who campout on corners to beg for more crack money
      And while your at it block the stupid cunts who give them money

      10. Junkmail...:...thats it just junkmail

      11. Ghetto mother fuckers who get mad at you when you say "no" to anything they ask
      You know the fuckers im talking about ......the guy who has to hold his pants up when he runs across the street like hes a girl running in a skirt lol

      12. Infomercials, commercials, home shopping channels, reality tv shows, gameshows, anything with that Longoria bitch in it

      13. Melons........all of them.....watermelon, cantelope, honeydew.....yuck

      14. Journals with lists of things people hate

      BLOCKED

    • It's All About Me

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      Yup I wasn't lieing ......a list of 25 things most people don't know about me.

      1. I am apparently very easy to manipulate......my sick and dieing Grandma made me do Miss Teen Texas and then Miss Texas......yup under the veneer of sweet lil old saintly granny she used " do it for your dieing grandma" ......although I'm sure she went to heaven you know St. Peter drove her thru Hell's ghetto with the windows rolled down to get her back for me........ungh she was a piece of work I tell ya.......one time my grandpa was being a grumpy %5$&@;£@â'šÂ¬Ã‚£....and he stormed out of the room and my sweet lil saintly grandma whose all of 4'-11" raised her lil arthritic fist and did her best to throw the finger and in the sweetest voice whispered "asshole"...........I fell out of my chair and busted my ass laughing......I've never heard her cuss much less flip someone off......I said "grandma?" thru my tears and she just looked at me with this serious look and perched her hands on her hips and "well he is"......I hugged her so hard I almost broke her......finally grandma was standing up for herself......it was the cutest thing in the world

      2. I snort when laugh hard.....yah like a lil piggy ....go ahead and laugh

      3. My boobs range in size from a small b cup to a medium c......I'm still not sure if it's because of my period or if my boobs just hate me and a staging a revolt and a jail break

      4. I'm totally afraid to be alone and since I got my own place I've been driving everyone nuts with sleepovers at thier place or mine......I'm afraid of the dark but I know that's not the only reason but I use fear as a way to convince someone to sleepover.....ya I know I'm lame......it may have something to do with how almost all my family has died and some other friends and a girlfriend.....probably more of the latter

      5. I like to watch crying movies alone unless I'm with the right person cuz I cry at anything and get made fun of alot........trust me anything.......name the dumbest ass movie ever and I guarantee you I cried somewhere during it........I even cry during cheesy comedies like "Liar Liar" yah seriously I'm a freak

      Hmm maybe I should break this up into several journals .....I can't seem to even handle the simple task of making a list without making it a rant

    • Uglies

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      I just got done reading Uglies, Pretties, Specials and Extras. A four book series by Scott Westerfeld. I think it's better than the Twilights series. Plus I can see this actually happening in our not so distant future. Basically humanity as we know it has been destroyed and in order to keep us from reverting back to being a violent Rusty(which is what they call us do to all the rusting metal cities we left behind) the government has control birth rate and on your 16th birthday you undergo massive plastic surgery to make you perfect. Standards of perfection are setforth by the government so there are no more wars of race or differences. But there's one thing done to the Pretties other than making them perfect and beautiful....lesions are put in there brains to keep them docile, uncreative and carefree and happy. It's an interestng read on human nature .....it's exciting and heart felt friendships and trials, love, action, betrayal.....it's got it all......personally after reading this I'm ready for this world to exist and you'll know what I mean after you finish the fourth book.

      Other than that I can't wait for the new Kim Harrison book to come out......she is by far my favorite writer ever.....I think they shouldve passed on making "Twilight" into a movie and done "Dead Witch Walking" instead

    • Fuck You Sun

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      Apparently the Sun is being a Prick.

      I knew that Huge Ball of Burning Gas would be our destruction someday......its like a playground bully pulling on my pigtails.

      but at least I can feel confident that Global warming isn't my fault.

      I kinda figured that the Huge Hot Ass Ball of Fire we are orbiting might be a lil bit of an influence on Global Warming LOL

      Check out this article from National Geographic News

    • One More Things

      8 years ago

      Lux_Tannin

      I'm in love with Olga Kurylenko.........she was my fantasy from "Hitman" and now in "Max Payne"......ungh


      Um yah that's all

      Well without making this a pornographic journal smiley8.gif

  • Comments (9457)

    • dezired

      1 year ago

      "hi

    • dezired

      1 year ago

      "></div>hi

    • Supermoo

      8 years ago

      hey look.. you are alive..

      so much for my 'zombies ate her' theory.... smiley4.gif

    • rax1051

      8 years ago

      hey, nice journal entry, always have great insite anytime i check out your page...

      a little delayed but its been a busy summer, but hope to hear more wonderful pearls from ya!

    • bigngreen

      8 years ago

      hey did you ever find out about that whole facebook thing? cause i just got an FR accepted from the profile that has your name on it.

    • derek250

      8 years ago

      hey whats up

    • MajorGray3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      There is no value or purpose to this comment. That is all.

    • KelliMarie

      8 years ago

      my dear sabs, where have you been?!

    • BigBadChief

      8 years ago

      That journal seems to be in the same style as my journals, bravo

    • Nathan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Dark

      8 years ago

      I was watching the Onion Movie the other day on G4's Movies That Don't Suck..and I have to ask. Was that you playing that female artist? I can't remember her name but she looked awfully a lot like you.

    • kristen

      8 years ago

      sabs! i miss you! smiley12.gif

    • vancwes

      8 years ago

      add me as a frend.....

    • FlameSaw

      8 years ago

      hey sabs! i've been off for a while but now i'm back. hoping everything is going good with your lady friends!

    • Nsanity

      8 years ago

      Saw you in a Pizza Hut commercial, I've never thought someone could eat a pizza so sexy.

    • InfiniteDuck

      8 years ago

      o'Hai =]

    • Marinealver

      8 years ago

      Happy 4th of July. Hope you have a good time watching the fireworks go BOOM-chicka-BOOM-BOOM!!!!

    • sev_ered

      8 years ago

      hey there sabrina. how's life? also......wait, nevermind. i forgot what i was gonna say. a fly just ran into my head, so i have to go catch it and throw it outside. wish me luck

    • Trixy

      8 years ago

      Decent, we moved to NC. I love it here.
      I finally have a job, and trying ot finish a class to go to school hre.
      We'll see.
      wow, never played it.
      I've been doing a bunch of photography lately, that may be my career, who knows.

    • Trixy

      8 years ago

      Hey, I jsut wanted to see how you were doing. I havent actually talked to you in quite some time.
      tata

    • GamerChick09

      8 years ago

      I understand that. Unfortunately, Im too busy. Working overtime every week at a place where I dont receive overtime pay >.< or benefits lol


      And then Im just trying to find time to spend with Shane before I start back at school next semester

      Post edited 6/26/09 3:27AM

    • Airman708

      8 years ago

      I am very glad to see you're still hanging around!

    • bigngreen

      8 years ago

      perhaps she is self conscious of herself.

    • bigngreen

      8 years ago

      what like as a joke?

    • bigngreen

      8 years ago

      hey i sent a Friend Request to your facebook... dunno if you got it or not.... if not then hey Sabrina somebody has stolen your identity on facebook!

    • CuteyKitty

      8 years ago

      Well first attempt at drawing someone on here..not first attempt at drawing.
      I used corel painter essentials 4.It came with my tablet.
      But thanks..glad you like her...

    • GamerChick09

      8 years ago

      Yes ma'am I am! How are things going in your life?

    • CuteyKitty

      8 years ago

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      Hey you were my first attempt at drawing people on here. So hope you like her, I tried my best to get it to look like you.And I wasnt even going to try to draw that neckless..that would have been insane!!!

      Post edited 6/05/09 11:42PM

    • Fallout

      8 years ago

      I can totally understand that.

    • Maverick323

      8 years ago

      In your brother's defense....I'm sure he's just lazy ;)

    • Fallout

      8 years ago

      Hey, don't take this the wrong way because its only meant to be a funny observation. I'm sure you probably get a lot of comments from guys because you're a hot girl on RVB and I'm sure it probably gets annoying. The ironic thing that I found was that I've gone to a few different hot girls pages on the site, and I always see your comments there.

      OK well maybe not always but it enough that I've noticed it. Again nothing meant by this, I just thought it was little ironic :-P

    • Phantexxx

      8 years ago

      tag. you're it....

      no this isn't a chain letter. i'm actually tagging you.

    • Ava_Adore

      8 years ago

      it's Emily, as in Rue.
      I made a new account, add me as a friend?

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • mattmattmatt

      8 years ago

      luxxie, hey, i know we each said things we didnt mean but... we should at least be rvb friends

    • pharesm

      8 years ago

      patience my dear, patience. She will come.
      smiley8.gif

    • MsValentine

      8 years ago

      I have heard quite a few people say the same thing about them, I have almost three years experience at Border's so it boggles my mind how they didn't hire me.

    • MsValentine

      8 years ago

      Married life is great, just wish we were in our own place. I feel like I am back in high school having sex in my old room XD

    • MsValentine

      8 years ago

      LOL I am sure the mere thought would make heads explode!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      of course you've been missed!

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      8 years ago

      thank you for the compliments! I am waiting for Kim Harrison's latest book to not be in hard cover so I can buy it.. I really like that series. :)

      The Raven Lord mount has a chance to drop off a mob in Sethekk Halls in Auchindoun - but you need to have a druid in the group that can summon Anzu the special boss (they need to do it for their epic flight form I think).. so kill that boss and you might get him too! :)

      We keep trying for the tiger mount and raptor mount from Zul'Gurub but they aren't giving them up! GRRRR!!

    • hobbitboy

      8 years ago

      Have fun and good luck I suppose!

      Talk to me when you get back if you have time.

    • hobbitboy

      8 years ago

      I am sure playing WOW helped immensely.

      So how goes working...had much to do?

    • hobbitboy

      8 years ago

      She has her moments....

      So have you been upto much?? Apart from trying to get your slide show to work.

      Your star is gone....makes you look naked.... I will be naked soon...I mean..my star will be gone...

      I speak so much crap smiley3.gif


    • hobbitboy

      8 years ago

      It all took place in a drunken conversation.....

      God I was a light weight back then.....


      How are you>? smiley1.gif

    • Phantexxx

      8 years ago

      Remember American Pie? (yea, the first one...at the beginning, mom walks in and Jason Biggs is doing the "sox on, whacks off" thing...i'm sure that had something to do with it.

      Basically, its called a "G.I. Sock". after a long day of work, you just wanna go rub one out (ok, not everyone..but some) you slip off to your room, and get undressed. You take a dirty sock and fill it with population paste. It was a survival tool before women were allowed in the military. I first heard of it from a Master Seargent in the air force.

      as for girls: we don't all want whores. its too easy and never worthwhile. Most of the attractive girls who arent whores like girls more than guys. Plus, most girls do'nt want nerdy guys (and if they do, they damn well do'nt make it known) Plus++, you gotta remember that not all guys have the ability to get a girl...hot or otherwise. Yes, there are fat, smelly, and unkempt fuckers out there who don't shower often and have gross hair.

      all things considered: i think we should be best friends forever, sabs.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      yeah I'd noticed. you've been missed!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      when did you lose your star?

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      ditto

    • discopete019

      8 years ago

      Strange, I just got a journal alert from you.

    • SmithFan6

      8 years ago

      Hey there, how are you? Your profile was recommended to me by one or two our mutual friends so
      i figured I'd pop by and just say hay.

      So . . . Hey! How goes it? lol smiley1.gifsmiley1.gif

    • UBCS_Lt

      8 years ago

      Hey Sabrina. It's good ol Vash001, just been reborn in a new account.

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