Nov 30: Chuck Norris can smash an air guitar.
Dec 1 & 2: Chuck Norris can melt dry ice.
Dec 3: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole punch.
Dec 4: Apollo astronauts reported only three Earth objects were visible from space: The Great Wall of China, the Great Barrier Reef, and Chuck Norris's beard.
Dec 5: Chuck Norris special orders his pencils without erasers. Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Dec 6: In elementary school, Chuck Norris was asked to draw his favorite U.S. presidents. He created Mount Rushmore.
Dec 7: As a baby, Chuck Norris used an anchor as a teething ring.
Dec 8 & 9: If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more dollars.