Sep 12: Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg.
Sep 13: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Sep 14: When Chuck Norris is done with his workout, his gym equipment needs ice packs and pain relievers.
Sep 15 & 16: Chuck Norris can speak Braille and hear sign language.
Sep 17: Chuck Norris can make you fold like a royal flush.
Sep 18: The keyboard on Chuck Norris's computer doesn't have a question mark. Chuck Norris knows all the answers.